Ice Capades

Ice machines are great whenever you need one or a million ice cubes.

Number Two

We have a long-haired cat, and every now and then, there’s issues with the fur. Like, when she does her private business. It got me thinking… surely Chewbacca had this problem? I also want to thank the fine folks over at 2DAnimation 101… I picked up a few tricks on character rigging and replacement animation from their courses. Excellent stuff. …

Jawas Everywhere!

I seem to be stuck on Star Wars parodies right now. Maybe it’s the release of Rogue One (I have a K2SO one on tap too!). Anyway, here’s another one for you…  

Abuse the Force

Every once in a while I like to do something other than DeadChuck. Star Wars parodies are prime targets, like this one. For the video below, I was inspired when my nephew sent me a meme showing R2D2 encountering a Captcha form. How would he respond? How else might the Death Star be different if it was built in 2017 …

No One Told Me

So… this is going to be an odd post because, honestly, all I really want to write is “here’s a funny video about a zombie using a bidet.” But blogging is a strange business, and you have to write posts that the search engines will like. So I am trying to follow the advice of the Yoast SEO plugin. It …

Hot Love

I’ve been married going on 18 years. Some guys write love songs or poems. I draw cynical cartoons. But the hell of it is… I would not trade this for anything. And this short post has zero SEO value, so what more can I say?

Drive Thru Please

It’s a new year, which means it’s resolution time. This year, I resolved to be more patient, but as you can see, I blew it already. I made the mistake of going thru a drive thru, and got behind someone who doesn’t understand how drive thrus are supposed to work. On a side note, I think I’ve discovered a feature …

Home Insecurity

This isĀ  based on a true story. Someone broke into our home a while back (we have an alarm and security cameras now, so don’t get any ideas…). They didn’t take our TV, our wonderful guard dog, Odie, was loose in the house. Clearly adding value all over the place. And yet, whenever we run the vacuum cleaner, he goes …

All Washed Up

I understand the sanitary benefits, but I really hate automatic faucets and soap dispensers. I guess I don’t know how to wave right. And the towel dispensers that give you half-an-inch of paper are an entirely different story. Now we know why corporate productivity has dropped. If we could all just go back to manual faucets, that’d be great…

Ho Ho Holiday Lights

I put our Christmas lights away neatly every year. But just like extension cords, they spontaneously tangle whilst in storage.